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(Ignore the three minute and five second edit, which harmlessly fades out.) The song begins with that portentous tick tock played on a cowbell as someone impishly mutters cuckoo. (Jackson reports that when the band began to extend the song live theyd bang a metal bumper guard from an old Plymouth car to simulate the ticking clock, eventually purchasing a legit cowbell at a Latin music store somewhere in L.A.) Then: a clarion call